These can be shot into the ground to plant flowers.
TV AD “Is your garden colourless and bland?”
Dude “Yes…”
TV AD “Are you worried about the population of Honey bees dying out?”
Dude “YES….”
TV AD “ Do you, OWN, a shot gun?”
Dude “YES!!!!”
TV AD “ Well do we have the product for you. Introducing the FLOWER SHELL!!! This is a specially designed ammunition that shoots seeds directly into the ground. So come the summer time YOU can have a garden teaming with life and colour.”
“You will be the envy of your neighborhood with these flower shells, they carry a variety of species. From hydrangeas to roses you can plant easy with the flower shell, no more back breaking labor all you have to do is point and shoot, it’s that easy.
“These flower shells can be shot out of any type of shotgun, just load them into the shotgun and fire at the ground. Or you can fire the seeds at your friends as well! They are non-lethal… we think.”