DR4XX0R

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House Rules

1. No eating sentient potatoes (Seriously, those things bear a grudge)
   
2. No creating sentient potatoes(It’s cute that you put cloaks on them and name them after me, but it’s kinda freaking me out that they follow me around everywhere.)
3. NO MAKING POTATOES TO MAKE ALCOHOL FROM!(It’s just wrong…)
4. No walking around naked (seriously, we’re best buds, but dude, not cool)
5. You can’t use sentient potatoes to do your chores (See rule 2)
6. Ask beforehoof if you want to have someone to sleep over
7. Do not plant potatoes in the garden (last time they took over the carrots and used them as swords to attack the neighbor)
8. Be nice to each other (including any sentient potato)
9. Do not ever arm potatoes with weapons (they can get to stabby)
10. At tops, only 7 sentient potatoes may live in the household (Not counting the two bigger potatoes that are not made of potato)